34. EXCELSIUS DEI
WRITER: BROWN
DIR.: STEPHEN SURJIK
Entity rape gets this episode off with a bang, as Mulder and
Scully investigate psychokinetic and hallucinatory goings-on
among the Matlock set at a Massachusetts nursing home. Creative
casting: Veteran character actors Eric Christmas and David
Fresco as the malevolent Sunshine Boys. Critique: Offbeat and
cute, largely because of its focus on a quirky band of seniors. B-
35. AUBREY
WRITER: SARA B. CHARNO
DIR.: BOWMAN
A pregnant detective's nightmares evoke 50-year-old serial
killings while also instigating a modern-day imitator in the
Missouri heartland. Creative casting: Deborah Strang gives a
razor's-edge performance as B.J. Morrow, the haunted detective;
and Morgan Woodward, as the original killer, is one chilling
geriatric. Critique: A well-paced murder mystery with an
inventive wrap-up. B
36. IRRESISTIBLE
WRITER: CARTER
DIR.: NUTTER
While investigating a series of grave desecrations in which the
hair and fingernails are being removed from young female
corpses, Mulder and Scully find themselves pursuing an
''escalating fetishist,'' now on the hunt for live victims. Creative casting: Nick Chinlund (Eraser) as Donnie Pfaster, the
tortured cosmetologist with a collection of hair-care products
to die for. Also in attendance: Bruce Weitz (Hill Street Blues)
as a local FBI agent. Critique: An unsettling concept to begin
with, but Chinlund's skin-crawling one-man show puts this one
over the top. (And for those who have wondered if Pfaster's
twice-glimpsed monstrous form implies he's an alien, he's not.
''Just your basic symbolic representation of evil,'' says Carter.)
B+
37. DIE HAND DIE VERLETZT
WRITERS: MORGAN/WONG
DIR.: KIM MANNERS
The opening scene in which a PTA-like committee votes to put
the kibosh on a high school production of Jesus Christ Superstar, then proceeds to offer a satanic prayer sets the
tone for this tale of devil worship and murder in a New
Hampshire town. Creative casting: Susan Blommaert's juicily
diabolical take on Mrs. Paddock will confirm schoolkids' most
horrific imaginings about their substitute teachers. Plus Dan
Butler (Frasier's Bulldog) as one of the very concerned parents. Critique: Mulder and Scully largely step aside in this wacky,
wicked effort chockful of stunning imagery and wry comment. A-
38. FRESH BONES
WRITER: GORDON
DIR.: BOWMAN
Premiering in early '95, this then-timely plot depicts human
rights abuses and voodoo-driven revenge at a North Carolina
''processing center'' for Haitian refugees. Creative casting: Daniel Benzali (late of Murder One) as center commander Colonel
Wharton. Critique: Not one for the ages, despite some jarring
moments (car meets tree, Scully's hoodoo hallucinations, and
that final shot whoa). B-
39. COLONY
WRITER: CARTER
STORY: DUCHOVNY/CARTER
DIR.: NICK MARCK
A succession of murdered doctors identical abortionists, no
less leads Scully and Mulder back into the conspiratorial
groove. Turns out the victims are alien clones sent to colonize
Earth, one of whom is claiming to be Mulder's abducted sister,
Samantha. Historic moments: We meet Mulder's divorced parents
(Peter Donat and Rebecca Toolan) and the shape-shifting alien
Bounty Hunter (Brian Thompson), with his trusty metallic spike. Critique: Untangling this web of shifting allegiances and
identities requires intense concentration. Hang on, though; the
payoff's worth it. B+