''The easiest [President] to make laugh? Probably Kennedy. I used to go over to the White House and we'd sit around and tell jokes. Johnson also had a great laugh. The one who gave me the best material was Reagan. His joke file was the thickest. I also knew him the longest.'' -- Bob Hope on Prodigy

''I like bars. I don't get to hang out in them as much as I'd like because I'm busy and I have a family now. But it's a very seductive atmosphere for me.'' -- Trees Lounge director-star Steve Buscemi on HotWired's Pop (www.pop.com)

''The funniest actor [I've worked with] would probably be Heather Locklear....The best kisser? I would have to say Pamela Anderson [Lee].'' -- Melrose Place's David Charvet on America Online

''I think any religion provides you with tons of comedic material -- it's probably just more expected in the Catholic church. Anyway, I went to all Catholic schools up till college. I loved it. Well, then again, I hated it. See, a mixed bag.'' -- Broadway star Julia Sweeney on Prodigy

''I've done too many movies with numerals following the titles. I'm done doing sequels of any kind, much less The Breakfast Club, and while I'm very proud of the film, I don't think it warrants a sequel.'' -- Emilio Estevez on AOL

''I was once asked why all the aliens on [The Next Generation]were humanoid in shape. I replied that when we started auditioning actors who weren't, then that would change.'' -- Star Trek: First Contact's Marina Sirtis on AOL


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