You've heard of virtual-reality sex? National Lampoon's Blind Date offers something even more true-to-life: virtual-reality rejection. You flirt with your gorgeous but unpredictable date, Sandi, using point-and-click dialogue, but be careful. One little faux pas and she'll dump you faster than you can say, ''Pause.'' It's all quite cleverly written but, frankly, I'm quite capable of being turned down by beautiful women without my computer's help, thank you very much. B

