''Newt Gingrich says that the baseball players and owners should be forced to watch Field of Dreams. And if they haven't settled the strike in a month, they should have to watch the rest of Kevin Costner's movies.'' -Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect ''I was throwing up all night. It was like my own personal Crying Game.'' -George (Jason Alexander), after seeing his father's ''breasts,'' on Seinfeld

''Speed was really good. It's a little violent for my taste, though.'' -Desmond (Quentin Tarantino), on All-American Girl

''If you need your hand held, I suggest you call 1-800-GET-YOUR-OWN-MAN.'' -Kimberly (Marcia Cross) to Amanda (Heather Locklear), on Melrose Place


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