Major Payne (PG-13) Damon Wayans plays a sadistic simpleton of an ex-Marine who takes a job whipping a ragtag band of Junior ROTC losers into shape. One kid's fat, one's deaf, and one has big ears, so you know this stinker is supposed to be a comedy. Instead it's a nightmare of crude, boorish tripe. From the first word he brays (in a dumb-guy voice aggravated by the addition of a couple of big gold front teeth) to the last turd reference he manages to squeeze in (you heard me), Wayans has sunk to a new low. F ( 267, March 24) -LS


Add your comment
The rules: Keep it clean, and stay on the subject or we might delete your comment. If you see inappropriate language, e-mail us. An asterisk * indicates a required field.