''Remember the night Morley Safer was here? He pulled the same thing.'' -David Letterman, after Drew Barrymore flashed him, on Late Show ''It's called Courtus Interruptus.'' -Bob Berkowitz, to a caller whose husband had lost interest in sex because of the O.J. trial, on CNBC's Talk Back America III
''In New York City this week, the Fashion Cafe opened. It's a new restaurant owned by models Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, and Elle Macpherson . The entire menu is specially prepared to taste as good on the way up as it does on the way down.'' -Dennis Miller on Dennis Miller Live
''The wind doesn't bother me. I'm in the U.S. Senate.'' -Bob Dole, campaigning on a breezy day, on C-SPAN
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