''...the majority of the American people are very stupid. If you don't spoon-feed them lowbrow entertainment, they tend to throw cups.'' -- Janeane Garofalo on America Online

''We changed the value systems in America substantially....We stopped the war. And the only thing I would do differently is not waste all that time on the dope.'' -- David Crosby on CompuServe

''I never did runway modeling due to the fact that I'm too uncoordinated.'' -- Kathy Ireland on CompuServe

''Writer's block...happens more often with TV and screenwriters who take jobs for money and then are astounded when their subconscious says, 'Nobody's home.'''


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