She's Got a Chicken to Ride

It all started when Gavin Edwards stood tall in his second-grade chorus and belted out ''Life's a butter dream'' for the last line of ''Row, Row, Row.'' ''That episode planted a seed,'' says the still-mortified Edwards, ''and ever since, I've been collecting examples of misheard lyrics.''

Edwards, an editor at Details, has compiled the funniest examples in his new book, 'Scuse Me, While I Kiss This Guy. Along with the usual mangling of Creedence Clearwater Revival (''There's a bathroom on the right'' versus ''There's a bad moon on the rise''), the author cites a surprising number of food references, as in this sampling from the almost 300 garbled song lines gathered.

Wrong Lyric: ''Take your pants down and make it happen''
Right Lyric: ''Take your passion and make it happen''
From: Irene Cara's ''Flashdance ... What a Feeling''

Wrong Lyric: ''I got shoes, they're made of plywood''
Right Lyric: ''I got chills, they're multiplying''
From: John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's ''You're the One That I Want''

Wrong Lyric: ''The girl with colitis goes by''
Right Lyric: ''The girl with kaleidoscope eyes''
From: The Beatles' ''Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds''

Wrong Lyric: ''Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue''
Right Lyric: ''Don't it make my brown eyes blue''
From: Crystal Gayle's ''Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue''

Wrong Lyric: ''The ants are my friends/They're blowin' in the wind''
Right Lyric: ''The answer my friend/Is blowin' in the wind''
From: Bob Dylan's ''Blowin' in the Wind''

Wrong Lyric: ''Baking carrot biscuits''
Right Lyric: ''Takin' care of business''
From: Bachman-Turner Overdrive's ''Takin' Care of Business''

Wrong Lyric: ''Clown control to Mao Tse-Tung''
Right Lyric: ''Ground control to Major Tom''
From: David Bowie's ''Space Oddity''

Wrong Lyric: ''Jacques the monkey''
Right Lyric: ''Shock the monkey''
From: Peter Gabriel's ''Shock the Monkey''

Wrong Lyric: ''I am a rock, I am an onion''
Right Lyric: ''I am a rock, I am an island''
From: Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am a Rock''

Wrong Lyric: ''Last night I dreamt of some bagels''
Right Lyric: ''Last night I dreamt of San Pedro''
From: Madonna's ''La Isla Bonita''