''We are white trash, and we'll be white trash until the day they drag us to the curb.''
Roseanne on Roseanne
''Wow! You'll be making money hand over fist.''
Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow), after finding out that Joey (Matt LeBlanc) was earning $700 for donating sperm, on Friends
''If you need me, I'll be at the London Plaza Hotel.''
Salman Rushdie, after coming out of hiding to bring the Top Ten list, on Late Show With David Letterman
''Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site of the 50 children of Ramses II.. Fifty children! What I want to know is, who decided to name a condom after this guy?''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night