Sound Bites

Sound Bites

TV¹s funniest lines from June 9 to June 15

''Just a handshake.''
Al Gore, after Larry King asked if he wanted to do a ''Brando close,'' on Larry King Live

''Tonight our first guest is the lovely and fetching star of such films as Days of Thunder, Dead Calm, and this summer's blockbuster: Batman Fever!''
David Letterman, introducing Nicole Kidman, costar of Batman Forever, on Late Show

''A new study shows that one out of every four drivers has fallen asleep at the wheel while on the road. And for half of those, the last thing they remember hearing is: And now, here's a new one from John Tesh.''
Dennis Miller on Dennis Miller Live

Originally posted Jun 16, 1995 Published in issue #279 Jun 16, 1995 Order article reprints

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