''I'm sure everybody at the gym was wondering, 'Who's the guy in the fur shorts?'''
David Duchovny, remembering how he had to shave his calves to play a Twin Peaks transvestite, on The Late, Late Show With Tom Snyder
''David Hasselhoff says he's going to open up a Baywatch chain of restaurants. Don't we have these already? I think they're called Hooters.''
Jay Leno on The Tonight Show
''It was reported today that Luciano Pavarotti is having an affair on the side. His wife knew nothing about it because she was on the other side.''
Conan O'Brien on Late Night
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