''They're like the Bundys with more money.''
Neil, dissing Mike's family, on The Real World
''Nepotism is always bad. Just look at Kiefer
Artie (Rip Torn), after hiring his surly son, on The Larry Sanders Show
''The press reports the marriage between Michael Jackson and Lisa
Marie Presley is on the rocks. This would make Jackson the first
celebrity to be divorced for spending too much time with the
Dennis Miller on Dennis Miller Live
''Japanese Prime Minister Tomiichi Murayama apologized for
Japan's part in World War II ... However, he still hasn't
mentioned anything about karaoke.''
David Letterman on Late Show