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David Letterman and his writers provide us with our very own top ten list

In order to promote their spanking new tome David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes (absolutely no recipes included), Letterman and his writers have come up with a list tailor-made for ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY. We're not sure whether to be flattered or insulted — guess we'll be both.

Top Ten Sure-Fire Ways to Get in Entertainment Weekly:
10. Pay Heidi Fleiss by check
9. Spend $200 million on a movie about a guy with gills
8. Launch a controversial Calvin Klein underwear campaign featuring provocatively posed 90-year-olds
7. Get together with a couple of your girlfriends and take turns marrying Larry King
6. First name Hootie or last name Dogg
5. Be a highly paid ass double on NYPD Blue
4. Have a brief career as a child star, then knock over a liquor store
3. ''Date'' Divine Brown
2. Screw up hosting the Academy Awards
1. Slap together a lame collection of Top Ten lists

Originally posted Oct 06, 1995 Published in issue #295 Oct 06, 1995 Order article reprints
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