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''Gabrielle Carteris -- she used to be on that Beverly Hills, 90210 -- has her own talk show. Today the show was women who have breast implants. So, I guess it's just like her old show.'' -- Jay Leno on The Tonight Show
''I don't want to suggest that Al [Roker] is large, but when he was a kid he could only play seek.'' -- Good Morning America's Spencer Christian, dissing his Today competitor, on America After Hours
''I can be the best lawyer in the world, but if I go in unarmed, I'm gonna get my ass kicked. I'll get over that. But you'll get executed.'' -- Ted Hoffman (Daniel Benzali) to his less-than-candid client (Stanley Tucci) on Murder One
