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''It's rumored that God has a Geiger complex.'' -- Dr. Aaron Shutt (Adam Arkin), about the egomaniacal Dr. Jeffrey Geiger (Mandy Patinkin), on Chicago Hope
''I understand. I used to believe in things when I was a kid.'' -- Homer, sympathizing with Lisa's decision to become a vegetarian, on The Simpsons
''I don't understand! How can you be straight? You're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties!'' -- Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow), to her formerly gay husband-of-convenience, on Friends
''You expect me to believe that's your real name?'' -- Psychic Clyde Bruckman (Peter Boyle) to Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) on The X-Files
