''How's electroshock going? It certainly has put an attractive curl in your hair.'' — Sydney (Laura Leighton) to Kimberly (Marcia Cross), on Melrose Place
''We just want you to know, you're our favorite Friend.'' — Hank (Jeffrey Tambor), to 90210's Jennie Garth, on The Larry Sanders Show
''It's like country music. You try not to listen, but you just can't help it.'' — Richard (Malcolm Gets), trying to ignore sleazy relationship advice from Del (Eric Lutes), on Caroline in the City
''There's no absolutes in life — only in vodka.'' — Kellerman (Reed Diamond) on Homicide
