''Jackass'' takes over MTVWee-Man is drunk and disorderly.
After the little daredevil has a few, ''he's not scared to urinate, punch, say hurtful things, or hit with foreign objects,'' says Knoxville. Confirms Tremaine: ''One time I was at a bar and my leg caught on fire, but luckily Wee-Man was there to pee the whole thing out.
Party Boy who often wears only a thong and bow tie gets physical.
''We thought it'd be natural for Chris Pontius, the sexiest man on the planet, to have his own workout show,''says Knoxville. ''Jack LaLanne, beware.''
Steve-O makes time to rhyme.
''Steve-O is convinced he's a good rapper,'' says Tremaine, and thanks to the foul lyrics, ''all it's gonna sound like on TV is a bunch of beeps.'' Adds Knoxville: ''I think his raps are hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
The Box of Things That Suck is opened.
And inside will sit a cornucopia of rat traps, stun guns, and creepy bondage gear. ''Everything in that box sucks,'' explains Knoxville, ''and gets used on all of us.''
''We'll probably have a bunch of MTV executives changing their names and leaving town,'' chuckles Tremaine.