''A lot like The Brady Bunch on crack.'' —Stephen Baldwin, describing his childhood relationship with his brothers, on America Online

''The original treatment for Waterworld was actually written for me. But I passed on the project because I had a $600,000 budget and I thought the picture would cost more than $600,000.'' —Producer Roger Corman on CompuServe

''Yes, and they tasted like McDonald's.'' —Ozzy Osbourne, on whether he really ate bat heads, on AOL

''I've never seen [a UFO], though a bug flew in my salad the other day. I've talked to a lot of people who have, though.'' —X-Files creator Chris Carter on CompuServe


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