Sound Bites

Sound Bites

TV's funniest lines the week of November 24, 1995

''Maybe it's a bad idea. Everyone's entitled to one bad idea. Once, John even wanted to put Ringo in front.'' —Yoko Ono, who asked Paul (Paul Reiser) to ''film the wind,'' on Mad About You

''If I put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.'' —Chandler (Matthew Perry), to workout coach Monica (Courteney Cox), on Friends

''Maris and I have taken to giving each other gag gifts. I gave her a cookbook.'' —Niles (David Hyde Pierce), explaining his bowling bag, on Frasier

''God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.'' —Robin Williams on The Tonight Show

Originally posted Nov 24, 1995 Published in issue #302 Nov 24, 1995 Order article reprints