''Paul [Newman] and I are often mistaken for one another. It's so boring. But he has now, and has always had, and probably always will have, a 28-inch waist. I don't have that problem.'' —Richard Dreyfuss on AOL

''I'm curled up in a fetal position in the corner of my office, stack of bad reviews in one hand, gun in the other, rocking methodically back and forth.'' —Mallrats writer-director Kevin Smith on AOL

''My friends call me (depends on their mood) mostly Ming. Noah Wyle calls me Wing Nut and I call him No Nut!'' —ER and The Single Guy's Ming-Na Wen on AOL

''[Wings] has never been better since [Thomas Haden Church's] departure. I know this is a strange thing to say, but, God help me, it's true.'' —Steven Weber on AOL


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