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The funniest quotes on TV for the week of Dec. 22, 1005

''There's a hematoma on your neck.'' — Dr. Benton (Eriq La Salle), to the hickey-afflicted Dr. Carter (Noah Wyle), on ER

''Let me give you a little quote: 'He who lies to Munch gets his sorry ass kickethed.' Bill Shakespeare.'' — Det. Munch (Richard Belzer) to a poet/killer, on Homicide

''My newborn son, Will Siskel, is on a Tony Manero scholarship for the rest of his life.'' — Gene Siskel, who bought John Travolta's white Saturday Night Fever suit for $2,000 in 1979 and recently sold it for $145,500, on CBS This Morning

''I'm in the Superman suit every day. I'm getting so comfortable in it, I'm starting to worry about myself.'' — Lois & Clark's Dean Cain on The Late Late Show

Originally posted Dec 22, 1995 Published in issue #306 Dec 22, 1995 Order article reprints
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