"I'm from Wisconsin. Is that the same as 'gettin' a lot'?" --Dave (Dave Foley, right), to a shrink (John Ritter) with a "sex addiction," on NewsRadio

"I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald-headed jigsaw-puzzle-tattooed naked man I saw." --Mulder (David Duchovny) on The X-Files

"You're over me? When were you under me?" --Ross (David Schwimmer), after he found out Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) had a crush on him, on Friends

"Where in the hell have you been? Seems like you've been gone for three years!" --Roseanne (right) to Becky (Lecy Goranson, returning to the role she left in 1992), on Roseanne

Originally posted Dec 29, 1995 Published in issue #307-308 Dec 29, 1995 Order article reprints
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