Sound Bites

Sound Bites

The funniest TV quotes for the week of February 11, 1994

''Listen, if you can fake an orgasm, you can raise on a pair of twos.'' -- Brett Butler replying to a male coworker who says women can't bluff playing poker, on Grace Under Fire

''Have you ever tried finding a decent chimichanga in Idaho?'' -- Jesse (Mark Damon Espinoza), celebrating that his judicial clerkship will be in San Francisco, not Boise, on Beverly Hills, 90210

''Soon-Yi, I swear, I didn't know she was your sister!'' -- Woody Allen to a peeved Soon-Yi, in a caricature cameo of the couple on the premiere of The Critic

''I hate it when they throw their bras at me -- their panties. It's such a waste. None of them fit me.'' -- Las Vegas superstar Engelbert Humperdinck on Arsenio, talking about his female fans

Originally posted Feb 11, 1994 Published in issue #209 Feb 11, 1994 Order article reprints

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