''Dave, we miss you a lot over there. In fact, next fall, if you want to see some pro football, come back to NBC.'' -Tom Brokaw inviting Letterman to return to his old network, on Late Show With David Letterman
''Why is it whenever someone important comes over, your hair never comes out big enough?'' -Fran Drescher, on The Nanny
''Regis Philbin a type of plant?'' -a puzzled Kwai Chang Caine (David Carradine), told that Kathie Lee's sidekick is in the room, on Kung Fu:The Legend Continues
''Seventy-five percent of your body heat is lost through the head. That means if you found the right hat, you could go skiing naked.'' -Jerry Seinfeld
