''You don't need my blessing, Sydney, you need serious psychological attention.'' — Melrose Place's Jane (Josie Bissett) when her little sister (Laura Leighton) announces she is marrying Jane's ex-husband
''Hath not a dude eyes? If you prick us, do we not get bummed? If we eat bad guacamole, do we not blow chunks?'' — Keanu Reeves as Shylock in The Merchant of Venice, on The Critic
''I remember after I stopped drinking, like the second or third day I missed something and I couldn't think what it was. And I said, 'Oh, yeah, it's that annoying buzz in my head — it's gone. It's like an old friend has died.' '' — David Letterman, in a rare discussion of his sobriety, to former alcoholic John Larroquette on Late Show
