''I see you got your old job back at the Gap.''
-David Letterman to Cabin Boy flop Chris Elliott, who was wearing
a T-shirt and jeans, on Late Show
''When Anna Paquin won, you know Rosie Perez was like, 'That little
bitch, I got an accent too. Why didn't they give it to me?' ''
-SNL's Ellen Cleghorne on what's behind Oscar losers' polite smiles, on Late
Night
''Were you expecting him to take you into his confidence? Say,
'Look, Conan, over here's where we keep the pot.' ''
-Jon Stewart to
guest Conan O'Brien, who recently met President Clinton in a
receiving line
''Just take one hit. You don't even have to inhale.''
-Peter (Luke Perry) to Wendy (Shannen Doherty) in their '60s
fantasy, on Beverly Hills, 90210
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