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''You have to be very careful with pigs in the sun-(or) you end up with breakfast.'' -Larry King Live guest host Kermit the Frog to Hulk Hogan, who invited caller Miss Piggy to appear on Thunder in Paradisein a yellow and red polka-dot bikini
''I don't have a gut. I have contours.'' -Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) on his middle-age spread, on Frasier
''If Hillary Clinton did that by herself, she ought to be going to Pimlico and betting the horses.'' -The McLaughlin Group's Jack Germond, on the First Lady's success trading cattle futures
''Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires!'' -Homer, urging Bart to take a money prize in a radio contest, on The Simpsons
