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''Anyone can play those other parts. What's it take to be a
grape?... I was the leaf, man. A leaf has to be on a tree; it has to
change. (In) autumn, it falls. A lot of acting experience goes into
that.'' -Oscar winner F. Murray Abraham on his Fruit of the Loom gig,
to Conan O'Brien
''I can pretty much kiss those Ibsen festivals goodbye.''
-John
Goodman on the drawbacks
of playing Fred Flintstone, to Jay Leno
''Jack Nicholson showed me that shot.''
-Joe Pesci, swinging a golf
club too close to Greg Kinnear's head
''Frasier, you're my brother, you're entitled to my bone marrow and
one of my kidneys, but this is an imposition.''
-Niles (David Hyde
Pierce), trying to avoid a family vacation in a Winnebago, on
Frasier
