''There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in
the streets?''
-Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate on CNBC's
Talk Back America II
''A nice gesture A five-day waiting period
to get a handgun. You have to get on a longer waiting list than
that to buy Aladdin at Blockbuster.''
-Dennis Miller on the Brady bill, on his new HBO show
''Let me tell you something, you need
all the friends you can get right now.''
-A startled Jay Leno, when
Tom Arnold referred to him as Dave
''There's going to be two things in (Madison Square) Garden that's
black today: you and the puck.''
-Ernie (John Amos) to his son, who's
on his way to a hockey game, on 704 Hauser
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