''All my life I have dreamed of one thing: the day I could go into
a library and go to the card catalog and see my name under 'Mental
Illness.' ''
-Niles (David Hyde Pierce) on his ambition to write a
book, on Frasier
''I pity the man who lives with her!''
-Candice Bergen's husband,
Louis Malle, guest-starring as himself, on trying to direct an
exasperating Murphy Brown
''I ask you, do I look like big government?''
-Four-foot-eleven-inch
Secretary of Labor Robert Reich, to Jay Leno
''It was a showbiz family: For our birthdays, we got a line.''
-Mia
Farrow on her father, John Farrow, giving her a part in his 1959
movie, John Paul Jones, on Late Show
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