He's Mr. Culkin. My meal ticket.
Daniel Stern on the possibility of Macaulay Culkin's returning for a third Home Alone, to David Letterman
It's not a bad place as far as getting stuff for your kids.
Renaissance Man director Penny Marshall on working for Disney, to Conan O'Brien
Well, maybe I'm off-base because I wasn't really listening while
the chick was talking.
Dennis Miller trying to summarize his interview with NOW president Patricia Ireland
Nobody told me Chevy Chase was hosting tonight. I'm very careful
about my career.
Charles Grodin, acting chagrined as he accepted his award for funniest supporting male in a film, on the American Comedy Awards