''Man, I'm going to get my own peanut butter and everybody can just
kiss my butt.''
-Puck, solving a household dispute, on MTV's third
Real World
''David Caruso, he's got an okay butt Franz I love him, but he
hasn't got the greatest backside....I've got a decent butt, but they
haven't explored it.''
-Nicholas Turturro on NYPD Blue's nudity, to
David Letterman
''Henry Kissinger came to the set of 'The Partridge Family.' He was
crushed when he found out I was the only one who could play. He said,
'You mean Tracy, she no play?'''
-David Cassidy to Conan O'Brien
''Barbara, quiet for a second, sorry, my apologies, but he's coming
out, I believe.''
-Peter Jennings shushing Walters, on 20/20's
coverage of the O.J. Simpson standoff
