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''I'd hug you, but I have really bad B.O. and you'd die.''
-bad boy Puck, making up with housemate Cory after a fight, on The Real World
''When 'The Man With One Red Shoe' is on the USA channel, you know they're digging deep, and it's painful.''
-Tom Hanks to David Letterman on how his early career gets too much notice now that he's won an Oscar
''As you know, hakuna matata — that's Swahili for 'I wish I had a piece of this movie.' ''
-Nathan Lane, the voice of meerkat Timon in The Lion King, to Jay Leno
''How would you expect us to celebrate it — 'Who cares, we never wanted that continent anyway'?''
-Brit Patrick Stewart on why England doesn't mark the Fourth of July, on Late Show
