''I don't know what all this talk is about, to be honest with you. Don't forget, we were number one at the box office in Zaire.''
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, defending the performance of his non-blockbuster of last summer, Last Action Hero, on Late Show
''I really wanted to be an altar boy.''
-Julia Sweeney on the possible creative origins of the androgynous Pat character, on Later
[Anna Nicole Smith] married an 89-year-old guy who's worth 500
million bucks. And today, Tom Arnold proposed to both of them.''
-Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show
''I was like, 'WOW! I'm getting paid!' ''
-Keanu Reeves on his reckless Speed driving, on The Tonight Show