Sound Bites

Sound Bites

TV's funniest lines from July 29 to August 4

''I don't know what all this talk is about, to be honest with you. Don't forget, we were number one at the box office in Zaire.''
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, defending the performance of his non-blockbuster of last summer, Last Action Hero, on Late Show

''I really wanted to be an altar boy.''
-Julia Sweeney on the possible creative origins of the androgynous Pat character, on Later

[Anna Nicole Smith] married an 89-year-old guy who's worth 500 million bucks. And today, Tom Arnold proposed to both of them.''
-Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show

''I was like, 'WOW! I'm getting paid!' ''
-Keanu Reeves on his reckless Speed driving, on The Tonight Show

Originally posted Aug 05, 1994 Published in issue #234 Aug 05, 1994 Order article reprints
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