''(My fiancee) took my hand and she said, 'Honey, if Mel Gibson doesn't go to parties, he's enigmatic and mysterious. If you don't go to parties, people forget you.'' -Beverly Hills Cop III 's Judge Reinhold, on The Tonight Show
''I feel like Captain Kirk handing over the reins of the Enterprise to Captain Picard!'' -Bob Costas to his replacement, Greg Kinnear, on Later
''If I amuse myself, I'm hitting 25 percent of your audience.'' -Howie Mandel, joking about the virtues of Later's small viewership
''In 1951, I signed a lifetime contract with NBC. Unfortunately, it expired 15 years ago.'' -Milton Berle, on CNBC's Tom Snyder
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