''That was the mental torture I was going through-would David (Crosby) be mad at me, would my husband kill me, would my children die, would my dad be playing golf the next day and be really embarrassed, would my breasts look good enough?'' -Kirstie Alley on how she considered going topless at Woodstock '94, on Late Show ''I did it because I wanted people to see the real me.''-La Toya Jackson on her new Playboy video, on CNN's Showbiz Today
''Oh, honey, you are like Magic without the Johnson.'' -Black Barbie to prom date Ken, on She TV
''How about an audit of Mike Wallace?...He still claims Chris Wallace as a dependent.'' -TV Nation's Michael Moore to New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani
