Hi, everyone. Here I am in Hawaii, but no time for luaus. I'm
hard at work on my latest movie, Waterworld. It's about the future
where the ice caps have melted and everything's underwater and I'm a
creature with gills and fins. (See the enormous floating set in the
picture? Neat, huh?) Everyone in Hollywood is saying the price tag
has soared to $135 million, which may make it the most expensive
movie ever, but the studio, Universal, says it's not true. (Who's
counting?) Sure, we've had some problems. A stuntman got lost in a
boat for a day. Some of the crew left. Good riddance! We're a wee bit
behind schedule, but when Waterworld is released next summer-knock
wood-it'll really float your boat! Get it?
Love, Kevin
P.S. Please send Dramamine.


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