''You analyze everything to death. You could learn a big lesson from this dog here. You know what makes him happy? A sock!'' -Martin Crane (John Mahoney) to his son (Kelsey Grammer), on Frasier ''When you're as ugly as I am, you can't constrain yourself to just one (political) party.'' -James Carville, explaining why he married Mary Matalin,on Larry King Live

''Greg Norman dropped out of the President's Cup....He said he had a bad case of hemorrhoids. I just want to say to Greg: Too much information.'' -Jon Stewart


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