1 THE MISSING LINK FOUND How long had John Bobbitt been lost? 2 ROLLING STONES CREDIT CARDS Beck fans need not apply.
3 THE SCOUT A movie about baseball. How do we know it won't just stop halfway through?
4 WATERWORLD Insiders say it may be the most expensive film ever. They're sick they're not working on it.
5 O.J. JURY SELECTION No TV cameras in the courtroom? Quick, what story can we blow out of proportion for a month?
6 THE FIVE MRS. BUCHANANS An acerbic mother and her four daughters-in-law. Like Crossfire without the yuks.
7 PLAYBOY'S 40th ANNIVERSARY Good thing a woman runs the place or they never would have remembered it.
8 A HOCKEY STRIKE We'll have to take the kids to a biker bar when they want to see a fistfight.
! 9 CARNIE WILSON The Beach Boy daughter is getting her own talk show. For people who find slumber parties too intellectual.
10 GENERATION X A study claims 46 percent of 18- to 34-year-olds believe in UFOs. But what percentage of researchers know when their legs are being pulled?
11 SANCTUARY Cher's gothic home furnishings catalog. Almost everything in it will go well with your moat.
12 ANNE RICE-TOM CRUISE LOVE FEST Now she's decided he's a wonderful vampire Lestat. Or did someone explain ''percentage of the gross'' to her?
13 DOLLY PARTON She's written her autobiography and admits she's had cosmetic surgery. You didn't think she was born with that nose, did you?
14 JURASSIC PARK At video stores this week. Sure you can reserve a copy. Be here Tuesday. Before 9 a.m. Next June.
15 SECOND BEST William Hurt imitating Liam Neeson. That explains the title.
