Sound Bites

Sound Bites

''I subscribe. That and National Geographic — so I can see all the places I know I'll never get to visit.'' — Douglas Wambaugh (Fyvush Finkel), explaining why he has a porno magazine, on Picket Fences

''This whole housewarming-party thing — I've never been a host for anything you couldn't kill with penicillin.'' — John (John Larroquette) on The John Larroquette Show

''Come on, you guys grew up in the '60s. I've seen the photo albums. Those clothes must have some pharmaceutical explanation.'' — Darlene (Sara Gilbert), defending her drug experimentation, on Roseanne

Originally posted Oct 21, 1994 Published in issue #245 Oct 21, 1994 Order article reprints