''Analogies-oh, yeah, man. Asking me about analogies is like Okay, I may be the wrong man to ask.'' -John (John Larroquette) on The John Larroquette Show ''I accidentally walked into the Stones' dressing room. You wouldn't have known it except there was an overwhelming smell of Ben-Gay.'' -Margaret Cho, on her evening at the MTV awards, on The Jon Stewart Show
''(According to a new survey) 2.7 percent of American men are active homosexuals. I guess that means the rest just lie there.'' -Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect
''The La-Z-Boy-this is very flattering, isn't it? Why don't we just call it the half-conscious-deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all- day-eating-Cheetos-and-watching-TV recliner?'' -Jerry Seinfeld on Seinfeld
