Some TV viewers find spiritual guidance in Touched by an Angel. Others commune with a porous creature who lives in an undersea pineapple. Those seeking to soak up SpongeBob's wisdom (''Running around naked was fun when you were a kid, and can be fun as an adult'') are urged to worship at this witty, unofficial site, which also allows ''Absorbants'' to download hymns like ''Krusty Krab Pizza'' and ''The Fool Who Ripped His Pants.'' By poring over the scriptures provided here, one can blessedly achieve the Nickelodeon cartoon's state of nirvana: Nautical Nonsense. (churchofspongebob.org)


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