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1 ROGER CLINTON The First Lounge Act. By the end of the week, there'll be a tip snifter on the White House piano. 2 KUNG FU-THE LEGEND CONTINUES Life is like TV, Grasshopper. You know what's going to happen, and you watch it anyway.
3 CLASS OF '96 And not one of them is there on an acting scholarship.
4 WOODYGATE The nanny's taking Woody's side. Who's she going to work for now- Zoe Baird?
5 SEARS CATALOG DEMISE Victoria's Secret can make money in mail order, but Sears can't? They should have made Craftsman negligees.
6 CLINTON'S FAST-FOOD HABIT Oh-so-sophisticated reporters laughing at the way most Americans eat. And they think politicians are out of touch?
7 LOADED WEAPON 1 Emilio Estevez in a spoof of Lethal Weapon. You mean Lethal Weapon 3 wasn't?
8 CALIFORNIA FLOODS There's a lesson here. Not everyone should pray for rain at the same time.
9 HILLARY'S OFFICE So what are her critics saying-a woman can have a bed in the White House-but not a desk?
10 BOB COSTAS May leave late-night TV. Joe Franklin is killing him.
11 THE SUPER BOWL For this they had to go to college?
12 ASPEN EXTREME A revealing look at the flamboyant, sex-crazed, morally corrupt lifestyle of straight white Coloradans.
13 SENATOR STREISAND Why? Politics is what you do when you don't have any talent.
14 THE GORE GIRLS Tipper's PYTs. If only we all had the Secret Service to get our kids home by 11 on school nights.
15 THE CRYING GAME Good word of fanny. You can't get a seat for love or money.
