'Tis the season for producers to pitch new series-and this year's crop of pilots includes even more half-baked and quarter-baked concepts than usual: *ADVENTURES IN ACCOUNTING (NBC) A humble numbers cruncher lives out her Walter Mitty-ish fantasies. For fans of Fox's short-lived Great Scott. Both of them.

*BANGERS (ABC) PC poster boy Andrew Dice Clay stretches his acting muscles as the leader of a crime-busting force in this action drama. Ba-da-bing, ba-da- bang.

*CITY HIGH (Fox) Continuing his meteoric plunge down the ladder of fame, Hammer stars as a high school teacher who raps about history to inner-city kids. Note to Hammer: U Can't Touch Them.

*CITY OF ANGELS (CBS) Is God dead? Nope, he's working as a taxicab dispatcher in this unholy-sounding family drama. Yeah, and Louie De Palma's up for Pope.

*J.J. ARMS (CBS) A disarming drama about an armless detective. But will it have legs?

*SUB-POP P.I. (Fox) You can declare the Seattle scene officially dead now that ultra-L7 producer Dick Wolf (Law & Order) is peddling this pilot about a grunge detective. Smells like a real stinker.


Sign up for EW.com's What to Watch Newsletter!

What to watch on TV. Hear what's on tap for the night ahead and get witty, morning after recaps of top shows (sent weekday mornings).