It's not exactly ''separated at birth,'' but the similarities are chilling: Michael Jackson is the ''King of Pop''; Rush Limbaugh has been called the ''King of Pop Culture.'' Jackson calls himself ''Dangerous''; Limbaugh considers himself ''the most dangerous man in America.'' Like Jackson, Limbaugh blames the media for telling lies about him. Like Limbaugh, Jackson is painfully shy, didn't date during his teen years, and rarely goes out in public. Both have been accused of sexual ambiguity. Both are notorious workaholics who want to change the world. Both have fair skin and avoid the sun no, stop! It's too frightening. -Jamie Reno