Sound Bites

SOUND BITES

''If any more clinton relatives come out of the woodwork, they're gonna have to change the presidential theme from 'Hail to the Chief' to 'We Are Family.'''-Jay Leno

''...In Brookline, Mass., this week...they had a funeral for a 100-year-old elm tree that died. Here's my question: When a plant dies, do you bring flowers?'' -Leno

''He couldn't be nicer. Unless he chose to make me his wife, and that would make him just perfect.'' -Sarah Jessica Parker speaking of her boyfriend, Matthew Broderick, on Letterman

''If GE had a sense of humor, they'd send a guy in here right now to fire me.'' -David Letterman, on his last NBC show

Originally posted Jul 09, 1993 Published in issue #178 Jul 09, 1993 Order article reprints