''It seems to me, Larry, many Americans are obsessed and want to kill one President or another.'' -John Malkovich on CNN, in response to Larry King's comment that his assassin character in In the Line of Fire isn't normal

''I'm very competitive.I want to beat the boys. I want to beat the girls. I want to beat rock & roll.'' -country singer Reba McEntire on 20/20

''Did you see the pictures in the newspapers of President Clinton on the beach in Hawaii? I thought it was an ad for Free Willy!'' -Dennis Miller on Arsenio

''I tend to do that when I get excited.'' -Rod Stewart, on dropping his trousers in a New York City restaurant, on The Tonight Show

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