''I don't get any padding-anywhere.''—Lois & Clark's Dean Cain, discussing the tights he wears as Superman, with Chevy Chase
''Sometimes, they'll bend over and ask you to sign a buttock or two.''—Blossom's Joey Lawrence describing his female fans, on The Tonight Show
''I'd actually read the Old Testament and dream of rabbinical stardom.''—Kiss' Gene Simmons, asked by Howard Stern if he grew up dreaming of rock stardom
''Last night the President said his health-care plan is based on the same principles as medicine itself. So, in other words, they don't really know what's wrong, they don't know how to fix it, but they do know it's gonna cost you a bundle.''—Jay Leno
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