''Not an easy day for Ted Danson. After the Friars, he went to Denny's for breakfast and couldn't get waited on.'' —Jay Leno, referring to Danson wearing blackface at a Friars Club roast for Whoopi Goldberg
''You can always tell when it's autumn in New York: The air gets clear and crisp, apple-picking season begins, Ted Danson starts changing color.'' —David Letterman
''Montel Williams said he was appalled by (Danson's) rude and tasteless public display. He then went to his studio for a taping of the show featuring big- breasted Nazi cheerleaders.'' —Chevy Chase, in his News Update
''Didn't nobody get mad at Michael Bolton for pretending to be black.'' —Arsenio Hall
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