"I didn't set my clocks back. I feel like I gained an hour when I left NBC." — David Letterman on changing to standard time
"Jerry Seinfeld is in constant search of a well-honed bowl of cereal." — Julia Louis-Dreyfus to Jay Leno
"President Clinton said that if John F. Kennedy were alive today, he would be in favor of the North American Free Trade Agreement. You know something? I think if John F. Kennedy were alive today, he'd be a little more concerned with passing the Brady Bill." — Jay Leno
"The residual effects of the hematoma on my brain drove me into politics." — N.Y. Governor Mario Cuomo to Leno, on switching careers after being beaned by a pitch as a minor-league baseball player
Add your comment
The rules: Keep it clean, and stay on the subject or we might delete your comment. If you see inappropriate language, e-mail us. An asterisk * indicates a required field.