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''I didn't set my clocks back. I feel like I gained an hour when I left NBC.'' -David Letterman on changing to standard time ''Jerry Seinfeld is in constant search of a well-honed bowl of cereal.'' -Julia Louis-Dreyfus to Jay Leno
''President Clinton said that if John F. Kennedy were alive today, he would be in favor of the North American Free Trade Agreement. You know something? I think if John F. Kennedy were alive today, he'd be a little more concerned with passing the Brady Bill.'' -Jay Leno
''The residual effects of the hematoma on my brain drove me into politics.'' -N.Y. Governor Mario Cuomo to Leno, on switching careers after being beaned by a pitch as a minor-league baseball player
